Top 10 Worst Things to Hear from a New Crew Member
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| 10. |
Jibsheet? What's that? |
| 9. |
What do you mean, take off my spiked golf shoes? |
| 8. |
Wow! We went the whole day without one pictchpo....
AAAAHHHH!!! |
| 7. |
Let's go get a closer look at those jetskis. |
| 6. |
Mind if I light up this cigar? |
| 5. |
Here comes the coastguard. Did I mention I that I have
a 10lb bag of cocaine in my shorts? |
| 4. |
You've had your laugh. Now help me get my head out of
the trampoline lacing. |
| 3. |
We're sure to win. I brought my lucky anvil
collection. |
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But... I thought you put the hull plugs in. |
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So... do you trailer with your rudders on or off? |
